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I went out with a guy I met through eHarmony. We talked only by email before meeting in person but he could spell and form complete sentences so I took a chance. He was 20 minutes late but we were meeting in my town and the roads were under construction so i didn't hold that against him. And he brought me flowers, though they were wilted and a few were dead. We had to wait for a table. And whlie we were waiting he said....nothing. I tried to initiate a conversation but...nothing. I ended up talking with the guy standing next to us. At the table it just got worse. He had really bad teeth and would barely open his mouth to speak, so I couldn't hear him over the noise of the restaurant. And he stared openly and continuously at my breasts. Like he'd never seen a live pair before. Once the food came he alternated staring at his food and my breasts. Finally the check came, I paid it and wished him well. The date took an hour and 5 minutes. I quit eHarmony that night.

Date: 2011-09-10 07:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
In the poor gentleman's defense, perhaps you have an uncommonly nice pair of breasts, though of course that doesn't excuse the part about the bill.

Date: 2011-09-10 12:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
At least he got a free dinner and look at some boobs out of eHarmony.


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